Toby "oh my gosh, you sound like a girl...wait, you ARE a girl!" Followed by hysterical laughter.
Lily (when I was showing the kids a picture in the book I was reading) sighs of cuteness and "awww", followed by "I can't see it" LOL
DJ "mom, can you hand me a tomato dipped in ranch. I don't like tomatoes, but I eat them anyway"
Lexi "I bought a book and guess how much the tax was? Zero! I was so mad"
Kyle *crash boom bang* he's sleep walking and killing yet another spider!
And now for some recent pictures :)
A couple Sundays ago, right in the middle of church we heard, "I drew a picture of a guy pooping". People sitting near us stifled their laughter. This Sunday--DJ returns from the bathroom with his tie in his hand, wet and dangling. He passes it to Kyle and says "I caught it right before it went down the toilet! I save it!" Stifled laughs from neighboring worshippers yet again (I thought I was going to lose it. Good grief :)
He turned to me at the counter and said "mom, would you be a dear and pull my chair out just a snotch?" And when I asked him if I was the best mom in the world, he responded with "how would I know? I don't know what other mom's do!" Touche DJ :)
These incidents coupled with him calling me "woman" or whispering "the old Ephraim" right before family prayer, keep us thoroughly entertained:)